W.W.E.W.D. - What Would Evan Williams Do.

I woke up today and my legs hurt because of how hungover I was. I'm not sure if it was the result of something I did while being drunk or if it was because I was having poor blood flow and my leg muscles were not getting the proper amount of blood. But then my neck really hurt too which could have very well been from getting hit by a car or something crazy so I couldn't rule out the possibility that during the process of getting shit canned and blacked out Saturday I was possibly hit with a large object or fell down a flight of stairs. Then Jack reminded me about the WWE cage match we had in my room for about ten minutes after about four Bloody Marys and a couple double whiskey and cokes which is probably the reason for the body pains. One mystery solved. Sherlock Holmes would be proud. The next problem to be solved would be how and why I ended up in the situation I was in at the end of the night. Scene: Eric is driving Eric Carlson's truck. It's two in the morning and I'm pretty sure that even though Eric said he was good to drive, I'm thinking that it was probably not the safest decision. But like I said, it's two in the morning and the bus doesn't run that late. What were we supposed to do? Walk? I've been drinking since breakfast, not happening. There are two women in the car and I'm not really sure who they are cause I just came out of a brief blackout and I'm pretty lost. One of them lives at the corner of East Jesus Ave. and the middle of fucking Loveland almost so this ride has been going on for a while. She goes to get out of the truck and makes a comment along the lines of "Well, I guess I'll be going to bed alone tonight." The three of us are all thinking the same thing. "Ya you are, now get your 29 year old fat ass out the god damn truck so I can get some fucking sleep." Needless to say I also went home empty handed but at least I wasn't complaining about it. I was balls deep with Evan Williams anyway and he always gets mad when I try and bring other people into our relationship. But what can I say? The guy gets me through some tough times and we wouldn't be able to party our dicks off without him. So here's to you EW. The finest charcoal filtered genuine sour mash.


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Road Beers

Have you ever been so hammered that you half expect an intervention to be outside your door when you wake up in the morning? Your mom is sitting in a chair with a book of pictures from when you are a kid and your dad looks as though he's about to choke you out. Plus there is like three people that haven't talked to you in years because of your relationship with Evan Williams and Jose. Intervention: College Version, on A&E, weeknights 7, 6 central. New episodes coming this spring. It's been a while since the last entry so this might be a little bit of a catch up deal. Feel free to skip ahead. Over the break I found out what is the biggest problem with America and the best thing about Vegas. Road Beers. The ability to drink wherever the fuck you please is one of the greatest freedoms to be experienced. When I was in Mexico I don't think there was ever a time when I wasn't caring around a big bag of beers, leisurely drinking them without the authorities hassling me. People are so much happier when they are able to drink whist in public because, as we all know, alcohol numbs the pain that we all carry and keeps the voices in your head just a little bit quieter. This is why people go to Vegas. Sure they have gambling, phenomenal shows, dinning and shopping, not to mention fantastic strip clubs, but what they really have is pure American spirit. The freedom to drink where ever you please with the assurance of not being arrested. Maybe this is why it's so satisfying to drink in the car. Not while driving Jake. It's a way to defy the laws that bind us, while still getting to where you wanna go, and also feeling better about your self image when you get out of the car. Look for an initiative on the ballot this november for the legalization of Road Beers and the endless possibilities that Road Beers have to offer.


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