Dear Tiger Woods,
I just listened to your live press conference and was very moved by your sincerety. It took a big man to come forward and say the things that you said. On that note, I would also like to say that "Who gives a Fuck?" Last time I checked, you're Tiger fucking Woods and you can do whatever the fuck you want. Granted, I do feel bad for your wife, cause no woman deserves this kind of situation but at the same time, I believe it's an unspoken rule that when she married you, it was inplicit that you were gonna bang other chicks, no doubt in my mind. You probably banged like four or five chicks the night before your wedding. Also, I feel bad for your kids, not so much right now, or for the next five years or so, (cause they are like two and have no idea what is going on) but mostly when they are about 17 years old and really start to question their self image and who their dad really was. Then when they turn 20 or so you might as well come out and tell them that, "Kids, your dad was a man slut, worth billions of dollars and I slanged bitches like a columbian slangs kilos. Straight up." They should be ok with that answer because it's the truth.
Sincerely,
Doyle
Was anyone really that surprised that one of the most famous people in the world was unfaithful? I think most people were just surprised that he got caught. All that money and you couldn't afford two cell phones? One for business and family, one for skanks he's sleeping with. Hell, get a free gmail account and only give them your email. Grab a MSN instant messanger name. Anything. Shit ain't hard Tiger, figure it out. Listening to his statement though, I became somewhat angered for the first time over this whole thing. Historically speaking, wasn't it socially acceptable for really rich and powerful men to commit adultry? Not to say it was right, but I'm guessing that kings and tsars and ceasars and dukes and earls and princes and prime ministers and presidents and dictators, all had multiple women. At the very least one for each nut. Nobody said shit. So if anything, I don't care that Tiger did this, does this, or will continue to do this. He's accomplished more, made more money and banged more chicks than I could ever hope to do. So to that, I will raise my glass to Tiger tonight and salute a man who did what any man would have done in his situation. Instead of saying he was sorry, he should have came out, whipped his balls out, chugged a beer and said, "To all you haters out there, suck this dick and let a playa play. I'm out."
