Look At My Dick Denver

I awoke Sunday morning with Jon yelling, "I wasn't spooning you Eric, I was spooning this trout." It's gonna be a good day tater. Before I continue the story, I'm gonna issue a warning. The following contains explicit material and should be viewed by adults only. Also, it may or may not contain information regarding Justice's genitals.

As it turns out, the hypothesis for the effects of the Denver Drunk seemingly hold true. People, including myself, continue to have complete disregard for their fellow bar-members while drinking in a town which isn't their own. However, it sure makes for one hell of a night. Therefore I hope that this trend continues. I'm not really sure what even was happening for most of the night. Allegedly, 18 bottles of wine were disposed of. Good job girls. The guys really didn't have much in that department but did however consume quite a bit of whiskey, as always, and took advantage of the $4.00 PBRs at the Tavern. What a great fucking deal for a shitty ass beer! (if you can't find the sarcasm, look closer) Good god I'm glad I was wasted before I got there or it would have been one expensive evening. One of the last things I remember from the bars were the bouncers basically throwing our drunk asses out, being quite rude mind you, and then the stumble down the street to the place where I'll never be able to erase one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen. In between a combination of Pinot Grigio, Gin and Vodka, Justice found the time to stand up on the side of the hot tub and face his naked body outwards towards the street. He proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs, "Look at my dick Denver! Look at my dick!" Now, imagine you're sitting in the hot tub below him with his man junk swinging around and his overly pale and hairy ass next to you. Let it soak in. Now imaging taking a cattle prod and jamming it into your eye sockets. You will be thanking Jesus that it has blinded you and you will never be able to witness the horror which is naked Justice ever again. Amen. Note to self: next time you get Denver Drunk stay away from hot tubs with five dudes.



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