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Long story short, I ended up in a sauna at a golf course and getting eucalyptus oil sprayed in my eyes. Now for the grimy details.
I was duped into getting Denver drunk because Jon said he would buy me Emergen-c and a box wine if I didn't stay home. Helluva deal. I was further persuaded with box seats to the Avs game and since everyone seems to have half chub in their pants over hockey because of the olympics I figured that I might as well hop on the wagon. Game ended up with a penalty shot, open net goal and a hat-trick. Woe as me, what a shitty hockey game. This trip also gave us the chance to see where we will be moving this summer. Within about block of the house is Colfax, with a McDonalds, 7/11 and strip club. Here is a few of my favorite things: McGriddles, Slushies, Titties. This is either going to be a really good relationship or extremely detrimental to my health. The rest of the night was filled with overpriced drinks, disco balls, techno and hanging around a bunch of people that wanted to be on Jersey Shore but didn't make the cut, which means they lost to a person named Snooki, think about that for a minute. However I did get really good at my fist pumping, so not a total loss. Eric ends up sleeping on a all denim couch, which I can't even believe that a company went out and designed an all denim couch but that's the plan they stuck with I guess. Sunday began with a shot of Cuervo around ten in the morning and finished with box wine around ten at night so all in all it was a good day. Hopefully someday I'll look back on all this and laugh but I find it more likely that it'll be more along the lines of telling it to my psychiatrist at a rehab clinic and him diagnosing me as clinically insane. I'm good either way.

Beach Boys - Wouldn’t It Be Nice (TheGirlsCanHearUs! Remix)

Calvin Harris - Stars Come Out (Rektchordz mix)

Pance Party - Kim Jung Thrill Teaser