As a good chorus line in a Mase song once said : Welcome Back

For the last few months I've been trying to write a series of really eclectic and deep, well semi deep while remaining comical, blogs but they get really bogged down (pun intended)and they have gone no where. For this reason I have decided to go back to writing about really stupid, childish and immature stuff and hopefully I'll be able to just post more stuff up. And I feel more stuff happens when it's warmer out so hopefully one thing a week of interest to anybody will happen and it's at least funny to one person. The mission statement of this blog is to get one laugh out of anybody per week and I'll consider it a success. With that lets get into it.

Jon said this blog was stupid and pointless so in part this first part will be dedicated to slighting him just to spite his comment. Actually this whole blog is dedicated to that. It's a throwback to the first blog where Justice said blogs were stupid and I would never write one. Well look at me now Justice! Who's the bad ass now bitch?! The guy with the shitty blog is the badass, ya that's right! But I regress, back to cutting down Jon. Jon took a poop the other day and took a picture of it and since it's stuck on his phone or deleted I'm going to describe it the best I can. First off, he was in the bathroom for a considerable amount of time. The kind of time that is spent in the bathroom when a man is trimming his chest pubes or ball fro but doesn't really say anything to his roommates but we all know what's happening when he comes out 38 minutes later and the shower was never on. Either it was a man trimming session or an awkward session of a poop that turned into a masturbation session because what else is there to do when there is nothing to read and your main buddy is just starring at you in the face. Don't kid yourself we've all been there. So Jon was in the bathroom that long but the door was open so I'm pretty sure it was just a bathroom break and not the story told above. After he was done he began to brush his teeth, (he washed his hands first, calm down, this isn't that gross of a story). While he was brushing he would intermittently snort out a brief chuckle or blurb of laughter which immediately gave away the fact that something ridiculous had happened because we were the only ones in the house at the time. After 3 or 4 minutes I had to offer up a question of "what the hell did you do?" This is when he just broke out into uncontrollable laughter and could do nothing but make noises and point towards the toilet. My first reaction was to look at it and to see what he as a man had produced. I believe subconsciously all men want to create great things and to have other men stand in the glory of what they have created. Whether it is a giant stone pyramid, a wooden cabin, a beautiful baby boy or a gigantic shit, this piece of work will be put on showcase to someone. The glory Jon had produced was what can only be described as pure genius and complete madness at the same time. Like the Charlie Sheen show, it was a gigantic piece of shit with bits and pieces of crazy comedic genius but the work of a crazy person as well. As for the smell of this artwork, it can be best described as the inside of the elephant exhibit at the zoo, on a hot July afternoon, when the elephants have been eating a new strain of hay and their stomachs have not adjusted well to it yet. Or in this case it was the result of days of los mesones and mcdonalds and nothing had left Jon's body in days.

See ya next week folks.