On your knee bitch

Long time no see. The one thing I was gonna write about I don't think I'm gonna write about so don't get excited. However, there is a new phenomenon that isn't actually that new cause i've heard stories of people playing it many a month ago... like eight months ago and that's only one person so don't think this is that original or anything but we'll try. Today I've been presented with 72 ounces of Smirnoff Ice. I've been iced, 3 times to be exact and then i was counter iced when i presented dameworth with a 24oz bomber. For those who don't know or don't play, simple set of rules:
1. You have to accept to play the game. If not then the rest of this need not apply to you.
2. If you choose to accept the game then you are now venerable to be presented with an ice at any point of the day and you must drink the ice on one knee if presented. The presenter is allowed to tell the ice-ie to "get on you knee bitch" but refer to rule 4 for proper format.
3. If the ice-ie is able to produce their own ice within one step of their current postition then the ice-er is given the "counter ice" and then has to drink both ices. Again, refer to rule 4 for proper format.
4. "Bros icing bros" is a gentlemen's game and should be played as such. Granted you are allowed to ice anybody at your own leisure but it should be taken with a grain of salt because i'd watch your shit if I was you if you. Eventually, someones gonna get you bad, and if it's like a saturday when you have nothing to do and to counter ices then you're gonna have a rough day. However, the best part is that if somebody refuses an ice after accepting the invitation then they are excluded from the game forever. They are unable to ice or be iced, a major problem if you wanna prove yourself in the game of "bros icing bros".

Like I said, this is no where near original publication of the rules or whatnot but just a general overview of what to expect in the future. As far as i can tell the game was created for fun but it has become more than a game at this point and will most likely continue until someone has taken it too far and either someone dies via drunk driving because of icing or someone loses a job.. or a limb, whichever is more important to you.

This is a good example of a sneak ice attack: